Go Lightly by Brydie Lee-Kennedy

Author:Brydie Lee-Kennedy [Lee-Kennedy, Brydie]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9781526669735
Amazon: B0CJVH87R1
Goodreads: 199468206
Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing
Published: 2024-03-13T22:00:00+00:00

TWENTY-SIX

25/09/2017

Stuart Parkes 20:45

How was Camp Baby today?

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Stuart Parkes 21:27

I think you should be getting home soon but time zones are confusing

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Stuart Parkes 21:30

I’m a simple artist who makes good coffee, I can’t understand ‘hours ahead’

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Stuart Parkes 21:33

I’ve finished sketching the new painting I think

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Stuart Parkes 21:33

Of you

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Stuart Parkes 21:40

Your new painting, if you want it

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Stuart Parkes 21:41

Then when I become famous you can sell it

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Stuart Parkes 21:44

Or we can hang it in our mansion together

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Stuart Parkes 21:45

I assume you’ll move to Liverpool if I get a mansion

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Stuart Parkes 21:47

Fuck socialism if there’s a mansion on the line

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Stuart Parkes 23:36

I wanted to wait up for you but I’m fading

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Stuart Parkes 23:38

I’m an old man!

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Stuart Parkes 23:44

I know you think of me as a toyboy but my ancient bones need rest

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Stuart Parkes 23:58

Good night xx

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26/09/2017

Ada Highfield 00:32

I’m so sorry, it’s 7:30 here, just got home

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Ada Highfield 00:38

Baby Camp going well, my dad and I got sent out to Trader Joe’s for supplies and that place is a wonderland. So many ways to spice a nut!

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Ada Highfield 00:41

Oh also our local megachurch is doing pet blessings???

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Ada Highfield 00:43

There’s a big sign up saying to bring pets to church on Sunday for their annual blessing

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Ada Highfield 00:44

Can you imagine being a cat

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Ada Highfield 00:45

In church

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Ada Highfield 00:46

Surrounded by dogs and like birds you can’t eat

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Ada Highfield 00:47

I almost want to disguise myself as an evangelical and sneak in

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Ada Highfield 00:51

I think Hank’s family might be that kind of Christian???

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Ada Highfield 00:52

But they’re pretty nice, we met them today

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Ada Highfield 00:53

But I dunno, they were like … weirdly positive about everything but like nothing behind the eyes

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Ada Highfield 00:54

And like you live in Florida Mr and Mrs Mathers, how happy can you be

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Ada Highfield 00:56

And that’s exactly the kind of negative shit you can NOT say at Baby Camp

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Ada Highfield 01:11

Gonna watch a movie with my mum now

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Ada Highfield 01:13

She’s opened another MAGNUM OF WINE

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Ada Highfield 01:14

I take it back, this country is perfect

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Ada Highfield 01:21

We’re watching The Proposal, my mum will agree to anything with Sandra Bullock and she asked me if I thought she was pretty which is my mum’s regular reminder that she knows I like girls and she’s VERY FINE WITH IT

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Ada Highfield 01:23

Sandra Bullock is obviously hot

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Ada Highfield 01:24

And she has a toyboy in this movie

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Ada Highfield 01:25

Stars, They’re Just Like Us

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Ada Highfield 03:28

I’m getting ready for bed, miss you x

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Stuart Parkes 07:48

Morning! Hank’s last name is Mathers? Like Eminem?

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Stuart Parkes 07:50

OK teach Orion to rap

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Stuart Parkes 07:53

I’m a baby yes I’m a real baby all you other little babies are just imitating etc

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Stuart Parkes 07:56

Hmm can I unsend a message

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Stuart Parkes 07:58

Sorry I just woke up

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Stuart Parkes 08:13

I’m going to visit a friend in Manchester today, did I tell you

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Stuart Parkes 08:14

Uni mate

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Stuart Parkes 08:23

Anyway have a good day at Baby Camp

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Stuart Parkes 08:27

Maybe we’ll catch each other later

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Ada Highfield 12:47

I will definitely teach the newborn the rap as soon as he stops puking so much

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Ada Highfield 13:50

OK back

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